don’t you hate it when you sneeze so hard that you regenerate
Confidence goals: Kanye West
Attitude goals: Rihanna
Money goals: Beyonce
Today I had a teacher tell me that a family member of theirs attempted suicide with pills.
I asked why he didn’t seem more concerned, and he replied with “people who attempt overdose are just attention seeking.”
Tell that to my grandma while she had to shower me for a month because I couldn’t stand after my overdose.
Tell that to my younger cousin who didn’t understand why I slept for three days straight.
Tell that to my bestfriend who saw me cry in every moment I was awake for two weeks after I swallowed those little pieces of hell.
Tell that to my brother who watched me vomit up everything I ate because my stomach was on fire.
Tell that to my teachers who watched me fail my exams because I was so dizzy and out of it I couldn’t stand, let alone concentrate.
Tell that to my mum, who watched me violently shake, sweat, convulse and cry in her arms because I didn’t want to be alive.
Go on, tell them it’s attention seeking. I dare you."
plot twist: your teacher accidentally calls you mom
justin bieber looks like the kinda guy that would take some of your fries without asking
damn, i just got SERVED. by my waitress. this restaurant is excellent.
even if you hate the kardashians you still want to be a kardashian
the world is not yet ready for you, young one